旁白：話(huà)說(shuō)梁山伯和祝英臺(tái)三年前一同來(lái)到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書(shū)院學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)。梁山伯酷愛(ài)口語(yǔ)師從口語(yǔ)老師鄧大付學(xué)習(xí)美國(guó)口語(yǔ)，尤其擅長(zhǎng)模仿馬丁•路德•金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英臺(tái)一心夢(mèng)想出國(guó)，夢(mèng)想有朝一日成為BBC主持人（旁白暫停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最終祝英臺(tái)以托福和GRE高分的成績(jī)被哥倫比亞大學(xué)錄取。在祝英臺(tái)臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機(jī)場(chǎng)與祝英臺(tái)纏綿告別。
L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！
Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
旁白：一周以后，祝英臺(tái)從美國(guó)打來(lái)越洋電話(huà)。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊瀟灑風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹(shù)臨風(fēng)的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白：祝英臺(tái)的無(wú)端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發(fā)下毒誓：不殺祝英臺(tái)誓不為人。于是重新來(lái)到新東方書(shū)院學(xué)習(xí)托福和ＧＲＥ。當(dāng)然他沒(méi)有忘記用老生證可以?xún)?yōu)惠20塊錢(qián)。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺(tái)，他每天提醒自己有一個(gè)夢(mèng)想。
　I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:　We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來(lái)到了美國(guó)，四處尋找祝英臺(tái)的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛(ài)人祝英臺(tái)，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.
Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 電話(huà)來(lái)了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典. I’m just good at 新華字典。
Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: 曾經(jīng)Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z: 親愛(ài)的你別殺我本文
轉(zhuǎn)自， ，簡(jiǎn)歷模版
殺了我你也沒(méi)有好結(jié)果
L： 親愛(ài)的我也不想殺
可是大家非得要我殺

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