旁白：話說梁山伯和祝英臺三年前一同來到剛剛成立的武漢新東方書院學習英語。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學習美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁•路德•金的演講。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“I have a dream ”）。祝英臺一心夢想出國，夢想有朝一日成為BBC主持人（旁白暫停，祝英文“this is BBC….）最終祝英臺以托福和GRE高分的成績被哥倫比亞大學錄取。在祝英臺臨走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河機場與祝英臺纏綿告別。
L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！
Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo
旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。
L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?
Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L: What? Pardon?
Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who?
Z: To 英俊瀟灑風流倜儻玉樹臨風的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花寶典。I love his money and I love his body.
L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!
Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha
旁白：祝英臺的無端背叛深深傷害了梁山伯脆弱的心靈，他發下毒誓：不殺祝英臺誓不為人。于是重新來到新東方書院學習托福和ＧＲＥ。當然他沒有忘記用老生證可以優惠20塊錢。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。
　I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:　We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.
旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也來到了美國，四處尋找祝英臺的下落。終于在紐約街頭找到他當年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。
L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.
Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
M: You! Get out of here.
L: You! Get out of here!
M: 電話來了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.
M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..
Z: You told me you were good at 葵花寶典?
M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花寶典. I’m just good at 新華字典。
Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?
L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..
L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.
Z: 曾經Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)
L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!
Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.
L: hehehe Really?
Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!
L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.
Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z: 親愛的你別殺我本文
轉自， ，簡歷模版
殺了我你也沒有好結果
L： 親愛的我也不想殺
可是大家非得要我殺

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