釣魚
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅(qū)車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計(jì)算器。一小時(shí)后，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元？”
“哇！”拉里應(yīng)答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。”
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