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Computer Geek Quiz

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  1.I have moss growing:

  A) In my garden B) In my bathroom C) In my kitchen D) On my teeth

  2.When I open my mouth at parties, people:

  A) Listen B) Ease away slowly C) Stuff a live weasel down my throat

  3.I think computers are:

  A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Too damn small for the stuff I want to do

  4.I think sheep are:

  A) Uninteresting B) Interesting C) Annoyingly far away from where I live

  5.The Usenet Oracle is:

  A) A pack of weenies who think about "Lisa" way too much

  B) Interesting

  C) Not appreciative of the great answers I write; the Priesthood is out to get me

  6.The gender I desire to have sexual relations with is:

  A) Difficult to understand B) Impossible to understand

  C) Clearly from a different planet D) How should I know? I've only seen pictures

  7.Bill Gates is:

  A) Bill who? B) Very wealthy

  C) Head of Microsoft, which produces some widely used products

  D) The Antichrist

  8.In general, people:

  A) Like me B) Don't like me C) People? What people?

  9.My friends are:

  A) Diverse B) People I know from work or school C) Wearing the same clothing I am

  10.My dream vacation is:

  A) Tibet B) Europe C) California

  D) In a room with lots of fluorescent lights and an unlimited supply of coffee

  11.My job prospects are:

  A) Abysmal B) Adequate C) I'll never be out of work, you hear me? Never!

  D) They pay people to do this?

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  Score: 0 for each A, 1 for each B, 2 for each C, and 3 for each D.

  19 or more : Yep. You're a computer geek, all right.

  13 - 18 : You're a geek of some stripe or another. 7 - 12 : Probably not a geek, but watch it.

  0 - 6 : If you're of the opposite sex, could you leave a note for me in the personals column? Please? Hello?

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