雙語笑話 六一去KFC
(Written by Dale & Morgan; Level: Basic)
Grandpa: It’s time for dinner Bao Bao. Wash up!
Grandson (Bao Bao, 12 years old): Aw Grandpa, I don’t want rice again. Can you take me to KFC tonight? Please?
Grandpa: I suppose so, but you’ll have to show me where it is. We’ll take the bus.
At the counter of KFC…
Grandpa: Why are children so crazy about chicken wings and hamburgers? What’s so good about them?
Grandson: Hmm…hmm. Hey, I’ll take 2 chicken wings and a Coke, OK?
At the table…
Grandpa: Bao Bao, do you like being Chinese or do you sometimes wish you could live in America or Europe?
Grandson: Uh, maybe America, I think the foods there are cool. Why?
Grandpa: Well, when I was your age, I liked to go out with my parents and eat in a Chinese restaurant. We didn’t have chicken wings or the drink with bubbles. We drank tea and we had rice and traditional Chinese dishes.
Grandson: Grandpa, I want some French fries. Can I have some?
Grandpa: Phew…all right! Children are children after all. Bao Bao, do you know what children ate in the past? They ate spring rolls when spring was coming, glutinous rice balls during the Lantern Festival and if they behaved well, their parents would probably buy them small steamed bread made with corn flour…I can still remember the taste, that sweet…
Grandson: I want more chicken wings, can I, Grandpa?
Grandpa: You’ve already eaten too much of that, Bao Bao! A lot of your friends are getting fat too…you know, in the good old days, we…
Grandson: Grandpa, pass the ketchup,‘kay?
爺爺和孫子之間的爆笑對話
親歷快餐
爺爺：寶寶，該吃晚飯了，去洗洗手吧。
孫子(寶寶，12歲)：噢，爺爺，我不想吃米飯！您能帶我去吃肯德基嗎？求您啦！
爺爺：好吧，只是你得告訴我它在哪兒。我們坐公交車去吧。
在肯德基的柜臺前……
爺爺：為什么孩子們如此熱衷于雞翅和漢堡呢？有什么好吃的！
孫子：嗯……我要兩個雞翅和一杯可樂，可以嗎？
在餐桌旁……
爺爺：寶寶，你是喜歡當個中國人，還是有時候會想當個美國人或是歐洲人？
孫子：嗯，也許想當個美國人吧，那里的食物都很酷。為什么要問這個？
爺爺：喔，在我像你這么大時，我喜歡跟我的父母一起去中國餐館吃飯。我們那時沒有雞翅，也沒有這種會冒泡的飲料。我們喝茶，吃米飯和傳統的中國菜。
孫子：爺爺，我想吃薯條，行不行啊？
爺爺：喲，好吧！畢竟是孩子！寶寶，你知道過去的孩子吃什么嗎？春天來了，他們會吃春卷；元宵節時，他們會吃元宵。如果表現得好，父母還會給他們買玉米面做的小窩頭……我至今還記得那滋味兒，甜甜的……
孫子：我想再要點雞翅，可以嗎，爺爺？
爺爺：寶寶，你已經吃了不少啦。你的很多朋友都變胖了。你知道嗎？在過去那些好日子里，我們……
孫子：爺爺，把番茄醬遞給我一下！
counter n.柜臺
bubble n.泡沬
roll n.管狀食品
steamed bread n.饅頭
flour n.面粉
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