外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹188：嶄新的奔馳車(中英)
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he re- quested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came run- ping up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!”
奧斯卡駕駛著自己嶄新的奔馳汽車去他最喜愛的體育用品商店。他把車停在了外面，到店里去找經(jīng)常為他服務(wù)的簡小姐看一些資料。簡是一位非常漂亮的金發(fā)女郎。奧斯卡走進店里受到了她熱烈的歡迎。奧斯卡提出想先自己轉(zhuǎn)轉(zhuǎn)，再找簡幫忙。簡同意了。5分鐘后，簡跑過來大叫著:“奧斯卡，奧斯卡!我剛才看到一個人把你的新奔馳車開走了!”
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
“我的天啊!你沒叫住他嗎?”
"No,”she said，"I did better than that! I got the license plate number”
“沒有，”簡說:“我的方法更好，我記下了他的車牌號。”
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