你到底是怎么聽懂他說話的
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While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying."
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly.
A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
在一家飯館吃飯的時候，我四歲的兒子嘴里塞滿了還說話，我數落了他一通。
“妙免班別釀。”這就是我聽到他說的話。
“德魯，”我訓他，“你說的一個字都沒人能聽懂。”
“他說他要點蕃茄醬。”我先生淡定地說。
坐邊上的一個女的湊過來問：“你到底是怎么聽懂他說話的？”
“我是牙醫。”我先生說出了原因。
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