英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話94

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1.

Go Barefoot

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.

When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: "Go barefoot."

光著腳去

中學(xué)的時(shí)候，我對(duì)自己的高度非常敏感。

一次，一位救生員約我出去。事實(shí)上，我從未和他并肩站過(guò)，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此約會(huì)那晚，我拿出兩雙鞋，一雙高跟，一雙平跟。我安排哥哥去開門，讓他和救生員比比高度，再上樓告訴我應(yīng)穿哪雙鞋。

門鈴響了，我在樓上等著。哥哥跑上樓告訴了我一個(gè)不幸的消息：“你可以光著腳去約會(huì)。”

2.

To be on the Safe Side

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"

" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

保證沒走錯(cuò)

在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來(lái)，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問(wèn)坐在首位的那位男士道：

“對(duì)不起，請(qǐng)問(wèn)我剛才出去的時(shí)候是踩著你的腳嗎？”

“是的，不過(guò)沒什么關(guān)系，一點(diǎn)也不疼。”

“噢，不，我不是這個(gè)意思。我只是想確認(rèn)一下這是不是我的那排位子。”

3.

Marry Him

Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. "How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?" She asked her mother.

"Marry him!"

嫁給他

簡(jiǎn)很愛托尼，但是當(dāng)他們一起出去的時(shí)候，托尼總是大手大腳地花錢，這使簡(jiǎn)感到很不安。“我怎樣才能不讓托尼在我身上花那么多錢呢？”她問(wèn)自已的母親。

“嫁給他！”

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