不要告訴我她還沒有收到
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "
Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"
我從1920年以來一直在事精品家具店工作。最近我接到到一個電話，一個女人想換一把在1930年買的椅子。我跟她說我們可以幫忙，求助于辦公室經理。”你永遠也不會相信，”我告訴他。“我剛接到一個顧客的電話誰從我們這里買了一些椅子在1930。”在我說完她的要求，他打斷她說，“不要告訴我她還沒有收到！
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