小故事背誦達人第10篇:Who Killed My Dog?
單元 9 酒保，再來一杯！
A man walks into a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he is drunk and cannot be served any more alcohol. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.
有個人走進酒吧，一副醉醺醺的模樣搖搖晃晃地走到吧臺，往凳子一坐，向酒吧要杯酒喝。酒保客氣地跟那個人說他看起來已經醉了，不能再給他酒喝，并提議要幫他叫部計程車。
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and leaves.
醉漢一時錯愕，隨即輕聲地邊嘲笑邊發(fā)牢騷，從吧臺凳子上爬下來走人。
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the same bar. He hollers for a drink.
過了幾分鐘，同樣那名醉漢又踉蹌地從同一間酒吧的側門進來，叫喊著要酒喝。
The bartender comes over and refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door.
酒保過來說不能給他酒喝，再次提議幫他叫部計程車。醉漢生氣地看了酒保一陣子，咒罵了一下，從側門離開。
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He sits on the bar stool, and orders a drink. The bartender comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.
又過了幾分鐘，同樣那名醉漢從酒吧后門闖進來，坐在吧臺凳子上要點酒喝。酒保過來提醒他說他已經醉了，不能再給他酒喝；接著告訴他，看是要立刻叫計程車還是叫警察。
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender says,"Man!How many bars do you work at?"
醉漢吃驚地看著酒保說：“我的天！你到底在幾家酒吧工作啊？”
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