A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under
Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to t...
需要指出的是，胡（hu）和（who）同音，是的官（yes sir）和阿拉法特的名字瑟（Yassir）同音，咖啡（coffee）和安南的名字科菲（kofi）同音，斯和大米是一Rice. Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.胡被任命中共SCEN...
A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, s...
I'll be over to see you if it doesn't rain One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her...
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no ti...
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!"...
For Love or for Money An elderly man on the beach found a magic lamp. He picked it up and a genie appeared. “Because you have freed me,” the genie said, “I will grant you a wish.” Th...
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child...
