英漢雙語笑話56
Whose Son Is the Greatest
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"
The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"
誰的兒子最偉大
四個神職人員的母親聚在一起談論自己的兒子。“我兒子是個牧師，”第一個驕傲的母親說，“當他走進一個房間時，人們會說，‘您好，牧師。”
第二個母親接著說，“我兒子是個主教，當他走進一個房間時，人們會說，‘您好，主教閣下。”
“我兒子是紅衣主教，”第三個母親繼續，“當他走進一個房間時，人們會說，‘您好，尊敬的紅衣主教。”
第四個母親想了一會兒，說：“我兒子身高6尺10吋，體重300磅，當他走進一個房間時，人們都說，‘哦，我的上帝！”
2.
Friend for Dinner
"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't
feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
請朋友吃飯
“親愛的，”丈夫對妻子說：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
“什么？你瘋了嗎？我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
“這些我全都知道。”
“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯？”
“因為那個可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結婚呢。”
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