趣味圖片英語笑話：turn the pages 翻開書本（雙語）
Been sitting here for 20 minutes now...
When does the book start?
現(xiàn)在坐在這里已經(jīng)20分鐘了，...
什么時候開始這本書？
Son, you need to turn the pages yourself...
兒子，你需要自己翻開書本...
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