搞笑生活哲理短句（中英對(duì)照）
1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
1.錢不是問題，問題是沒錢!
2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
2.燒香的不一定是和尚，還可能是熊貓...
3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
3.喝醉了我誰也不服,我就扶墻!
4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途一片光明，但又找不到出路.
5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
5.誰說我白，瘦，漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
6.: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...
6.關(guān)于丁字褲：以前，脫下內(nèi)褲看屁股;現(xiàn)在，拔開屁股看內(nèi)褲……
7. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
7."什么叫樂觀派的人?""這個(gè)...............就像茶壺一樣，屁股都燒得紅紅的，他還有心情吹口哨!"
8. Contraceptive effect: not successful, then the adult?
8.避孕的效果：不成功，便成人?
9. During the day and water at night, blackout, payment of wages, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping to find the answer to that is the primary stage of socialism, the final turn, I rely on the same a hundred years.
9.白天停水，晚上停電，發(fā)不出工資，買不起面，打開鄧選找到答案，原來是社會(huì)主義初級(jí)階段，翻到最后，我靠，一百年不變。
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