英漢雙語笑話87
I CAN GO HOME.
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home
earlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
我可以回家了
一天，放學以后，老師對他的學生們說："明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就準許他或她最先回家。"第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問："誰涂的？請站起來！"鮑勃說："先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見！"
2.
I WANT A NIGHTMARE
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I' passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects n my dream tonight," Tom said.
想做壞夢
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親："媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個夢，夢見我通過了今天的考試。""不要相信夢，親愛的。據說夢中的經歷通常與現實相反。"媽媽答道。"那么，我真希望在今晚的夢中，我的其他功課都不及格。"湯姆說。
3.
I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.
Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."
沒把頭發全剪掉啊！
麥爾斯有時在上班時間去理發館理發，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時間理發。一天，正當麥爾斯理發時，經理碰巧也進來理發，而且就坐在他旁邊。
"你好，麥爾斯，"經理說。"我看到你在上班時間理發了。"
"是的，先生。正是這樣。"麥爾斯平靜地承認了。"可先生，你看，頭發是在上班時間長的。"
"不全都是吧，"經理立刻說，"有一些是在你自己的時間里長的。"
"對呀，先生，你說得很對。"麥爾斯禮貌地回答說，"但我并沒有把頭發全都剪掉啊。"
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