你活不成了
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
一個人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.
“你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要營養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對他傾注熾熱的愛。”
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
在驅(qū)車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫(yī)生說了什么？”
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.
“很遺憾，”她說，“你活不成了。”
Notes:
gravely adv.特別嚴(yán)重地
physician n.醫(yī)生
motion v.以動作或手示意
ensure v.保證
survival n.生存
stress-free adj.沒有壓力的
complain（about）v.抱怨；發(fā)牢騷
passionate adj.熱烈的
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