英語笑話笑死人不償命56: 一位心滿意足的客戶(雙語)
A Satisfied Gustomer
一位心滿意足的客戶
A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.
有一位相貌粗魯的家伙走進銀行對柜臺職員說:
"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "
“我想開個你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”
"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."
“當然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說，“但沒有必要使用那種字眼。”
"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry. ',
“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點嗎？我在趕時間呢！”
"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "
“先生，我不習慣別人那樣子對我說話。”
"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"
“我要開一個x××的活期存款賬戶，而且要現在就辦，懂了嗎？”
"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.
“先生，我去找經理來。”氣憤的年輕小姐說著。
Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman, who asked, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"
不久她帶了經理回來，那位滿頭白發、看起來很莊嚴的老先生問道：“先生，到底有什么問題嗎？ ’
“I just won $10,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "
“我剛中彩券得了一千萬美元，我想開個你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”
"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"
“我知道了，”經理說道，“而這個臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧？
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