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    A Baby Sister

    Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

    Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

    小妹妹

    保育員:約翰尼,你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎?

    約翰尼:那倒不是。她要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利有了一個(gè)新生的小妹妹,現(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在學(xué)他的樣子了。

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