緊跟著第三只老鼠站起身來說
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
三只老鼠坐酒吧里吹著誰勇敢誰強悍。
頭一只說：“我太厲害了，上回我吃了一整包老鼠藥！”
第二只說：“得了，我才厲害呢，有回我被捕鼠夾夾住了，我把夾子都咬碎了。”
緊跟著第三只老鼠站起身來說：“回見了哥們，我要回去逗貓玩了。”
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