趣味圖片英語笑話:Somalia 索馬里(雙語)
i'm off to somalia to be circumcised against my will!
我要去索馬里去除我意志上的邪念
exciting! i'm going to mumbai!
令人興奮!我要去孟買
working 2 weeks as a street prostitute!
我要當兩個星期的站街女
i'm bringing ethan to angola! he's joining an army of child soldiers!
我要帶伊桑去安哥拉!他會成為兒童兵
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