擁有百分之百的把握借東西--雙語幽默笑話
mr. johnson: are you using you mower this afternoon?
約翰遜先生:今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?
mr.smith: yes.
史密斯先生:是的。
mr.johnson: fine. then can i borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生:太好了。既然您不用網球拍,那我可以借用一下嗎?
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