開心一刻：擦槍的工具
As a newly commissinaed infantry lieutenant, I was eager to set an example for my platoon by cleaning my own M-16 rifle. While we were working on the weapons, one soldier complained about the unusual notched shape of the M-16's bolt and chamber, which makes it difficult to clean.
作為一名新上任的步兵中尉，我通過擦拭自己的M-16式自動步槍給全排作個榜樣。我們一塊擦槍，一名戰士抱怨由于M-16的槍栓槍膛的特別凹形結構，擦起來十分困難。
"Lieutenant, they need to make something to clean this with," the soldier said.
“中尉，應該制造一種擦這槍的工具。”士兵說。
"They do," piped up a sergeant.
“已經制造出來了。”一軍士尖叫。
"Really," I said with surprise, wondering why we had not ordered such a tool.
“真的？”我十分詫異，納悶為什么我們沒有定購這種工具。
"Yes, sir," replied the sergeant. "It's called a soldier."
“真的，長官，”軍士答道，“它就是士兵。”
參與論壇請點擊:
:第八號當鋪
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/30593.html
相關文章
-
趣味圖片英語笑話：You are so lucky! 你真幸運!（雙語）
I'm so tired of it all ...我厭倦了這一切……You are so lucky! I'm so beat that I only have the strength to be tired of half of it all ...你真幸運!我筋疲力盡,我只有力量去厭倦一半&h...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：When spiders have discussion 蜘蛛聊天
趣味圖片英語笑話：When spiders have discussion 蜘蛛聊天Look me in the eyes when I am talking to you! 和我說話時候看著我的眼睛！I am trying,Danielle! It is not easy! 我正試著看呢，Danielle！這太難了！ ...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
關于師生之間的英文笑話-慢行
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老師:為什么你每天早晨都遲到? 湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一...
2019-01-07 英語笑話 -
每日一笑(3.24)
One Point Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row...
2018-11-19 英語笑話 -
Easy or Not
Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window， a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied， she backed away and tried again. After five attempts...
2018-12-28 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話 if I Am a Manager
if I Am a Manager One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager. All the students began to write except a boy...
2018-11-27 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話：向你的煩惱說再見
A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven。一位猶太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列隊進入天國之門。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm...
2018-11-30 英語笑話 -
Police Joke(25)
This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man‘s driver’s license，he said，“You‘re wearing glasses on your ID and you’re not now. I‘m going to have to give y...
2019-01-02 英語笑話
