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所有的煙卷遲早都會點著的

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Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.
瑪麗非常討厭丈夫吸煙,一天對他抱怨說:“我希望有一天所有卷煙廠都失火。”
“不用擔(dān)心,親愛的,所有的煙卷遲早都會點著的。”他笑著說。

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