我還以為我聾了呢
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
在一個鄉(xiāng)村路上,一警察讓這個農(nóng)民靠邊停車,說:“先生,你意識到你的妻子在幾公里前從車上掉下去了嗎?”農(nóng)民回答說:“感謝上帝,我還以為我聾了呢!”
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