知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇05：美女偵探
知行哈哈糖英語笑話之工作篇
05 ：Blonde Detectives 美女偵探
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.
一位警官正在詢問三位想成為偵探的金發女郎。
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,
為了測試她們辨別嫌疑犯的技巧，
he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
他讓其中一位看一張照片，五秒鐘后把照片藏了起來。
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
“這就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么樣能把他再認出來？”
The first blonde answers,這位美女回答，
"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
“這太容易了，他只有一只眼睛，我一下就能認出他來！”
The policeman says,
警官說，
"Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
“喔……嗯……那是因為這只是他的側面。”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response,
警官被這個荒謬的答案搞的有點不知所措，
he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
他把照片在第二位小姐面前一晃，五秒鐘后問道，
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
“這就是你的嫌疑犯，你怎樣才能把他認出來？”
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says,
女郎咯咯地傻笑，撩了撩自己的頭發說，
"Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!"
“哈！他太容易被認出來了，因為他只有一只耳朵！”
The policeman angrily responds,
警官惱怒地叫起來，
"What's the matter with you two?
你們兩個是怎么搞的？
Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile!
他當然只有一只眼睛一只耳朵，因為這是他的側面像！
Is that the best answer you can come up with?"這就是你們最好的答案嗎？”
Extremely frustrated at this point,he shows the picture to the third blonde
他很泄氣地給第三位女郎看了照片，
and in a very testy voice asks,
很不耐煩地問她
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"，
“這是你的嫌疑犯，你怎么樣再認出他來？”
He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
他迅速又補充了一句，“在給我愚蠢的答案之前你先好好想想。”
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
這位美女很專心地看了一會兒，
"Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."
說，“他戴的是隱形眼鏡。”
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
警官非常吃驚，一句話也說不出來了因為連他自己都不知道那個人是不是戴隱形眼鏡。
"Well, that's an interesting answer...“
嗯，這個答案真有意思。
wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that.
"你稍等，我去查一下他的檔案，馬上回來。”
He leaves the room and goes to his office,
他離開屋子回到辦公室，
checks the suspect's file in his computer,
查了下電腦中的檔案
and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.，
喜氣洋洋地回來了。
"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE!
“哇！我簡直不能相信。是真的！
The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.
他確實是戴隱形眼鏡的。你做得太棒了！你怎么會有這么敏銳的觀察力呢？”
Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
“很簡單啊，”女郎回答說，
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
“他不可能帶普通眼鏡的嘛，因為他只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵。”
【多學一點】
interrogate 審問, 詢問
eg:The police interrogated the witness about the accident.
profile 側面，側面像
fluster
eg:The honking of horns flustered the boy.
flash
giggle
testy 暴躁的，不耐煩的
in a very testy voice
contact lense 隱形眼鏡
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