英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：奇怪的伴侶（雙語）
Son: What’s an “aspersion”, dad?
兒子：什么是“誹謗”，爸爸？
Dad: A snippy remark.
爸爸：一個傲慢的話。
Son: What’s “snippy”?
兒子：什么是“傲慢”？
Dad: …Aahhh, scissors!
爸爸：啊啊啊，……剪刀！
Apteryx: Hi There, I am an apteryx, a wingless bird with hairy…un…
幾維：你好，我是一只無翼多毛的鳥。
Platypus: Yes…?
鴨嘴獸：真的……？
Apteryx: …Feathers.
幾維：……羽毛。
Platypus: Cool.
鴨嘴獸：酷。
Apteryx: I’ve been saying that all my life, and suddenly…it makes no sense!
幾維：我說了我所有的生活，只是……突然覺得沒有意義！
Platypus: What…?
鴨嘴獸：什么……？
Apteryx: A bird---without wings?? ----feathers---made of hair??…
幾維：沒有翅膀的鳥---？？----羽毛---用頭發做的嗎？？…
Platypus: Hey, fret not kid. I’m no blue blood myself.
鴨嘴獸：嘿，不要擔心孩子。我沒有藍色貴族的血。
Platypus: You’re talking to a platypus!
鴨嘴獸：你說鴨嘴獸！
Apteryx: A platypus?
鴨嘴獸：鴨嘴獸
Platypus: …A web-footed mammal with claws, velvet fur, a beaver’s tail and a duck’s bill…that lays eggs like a snake and suckles its young.
幾維：鴨嘴獸嗎？
Apteryx: Gee!
鴨嘴獸：……蹼足動物的爪子，絨毛皮，海貍的尾巴和鴨子的賬單……，產卵，像一條蛇，卵生哺乳。
Apteryx: Far be it from either of us to cast aspersions on the other, by golly.
幾維：哎呀！
Platypus: Amen to that!
幾維：就我們倆去中傷對方，天哪。
Apteryx: …Now there goes a perfect companion for Frankenstein…
鴨嘴獸：阿門！
阿門：阿門
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