去天堂
To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher： Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven？ Hands up …… what about you, Terry？ You haven't got your hand up ―― don't you want to go to Heaven？
Terry： I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.
去天堂
主日學(xué)校的教員：想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來……你呢，哈里？你還沒舉手呢―― 你不想去天堂嗎？
哈里： 我去不了，因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。
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