雙語搞笑：一句話幽默
i used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes.
自從我聽說“人還是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。
garden rule: when weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. if it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
園藝定律：區分益草和害草的辦法是，拔出來試試——如果很容易拔掉，就證明它是益草。
the easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
如果放在家里的東西找不回來，最容易的辦法就是去買個新的回來。
have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing ufos like they used to?
你是否注意到，這年頭，自從有了數碼攝錄機，就再也沒人象以前那樣老是說不明飛行物的事情了。（ufo拍出來一般都模糊，剛好攝像頭像素不高，這種“爛”照片多了，自然就很少人再去說 。還有個想法是，ufo大多都很畸形，后來大家用攝像頭自拍~發現原來世界上畸形的東西到處都是……所以就沒人去說了……^ ^）
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