趣味英語：老外如何辨別中國人（3）
31.you spit bones and other food scraps on the table.that"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨頭和其他雜碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必須有抹布. (沒吐在紙巾上的后果, 老外真是浪費...)
32.you have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 你的電冰箱存著一萬年前的食物.
33.you use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗機當碗櫥
34.you have never used your dishwasher. 你從來沒用過你的洗碗機.
35.you keep a thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一個熱水瓶里面永遠裝著熱水. (自來水不是人人都喝得慣的~~~)
36.you eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在廚房吃飯.
37.you save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用過的塑料袋, 錫紙和錫盤留著.
38.you have a piano in your living room. 你客廳里有一架鋼琴. (管他會不會彈, 看起來倍兒有面子)
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