我自己過去
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I'll Go There Myself
There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow. The landlord was afraid that his guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said to the servant, “OK, please tell him I'll go there myself in a few minutes.”
我自己過去
從前，有一個(gè)地主是個(gè)既不會(huì)讀也不會(huì)寫的文盲，但他卻偏要在人前裝作很有學(xué)問。一天，當(dāng)?shù)刂髡唾e客聊天的時(shí)候，仆人走進(jìn)來遞給他一封信，信上請(qǐng)他出借一頭牛。地主害怕被客人知道自己是個(gè)文盲，于是他打開信封，瞧了瞧信上的字，然后對(duì)仆人說：“好的，你告訴他我等一下自己過去。”
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