上帝的小孩(中)
有一個上幼稚園的小孩問他媽媽:"媽媽,明天老師會問我們,我爸爸是誰,那我應該怎么回答呢?"
媽媽說:"那你就說,上帝就是你的爸爸啊!" 隔天他來到學校,
老師問他:"你爸爸是誰?"那個小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳,想不出來答案。
老師再問一次:"你爸爸到底是誰?"
那個小孩就說:"我本來認為我爸爸是史密斯先生,不過昨天我媽媽又說我是另外一個人的兒子,我一下子忘記他的名字了。"
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