收銀員很驚訝的看著第一個(gè)修女
Two nuns were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store.
One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy about purchasing it.
The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."
兩個(gè)修女正在購(gòu)物，路過(guò)一家啤酒店。一個(gè)問(wèn)另一個(gè)：她想要一杯啤酒。修女乙說(shuō)：很好，但是她是不愿意去買的。第一個(gè)修女說(shuō)她會(huì)處理它，拿起一六包到收銀臺(tái)。收銀員很驚訝的看著第一個(gè)修女說(shuō)，“啤酒是用來(lái)洗頭發(fā)的。”收銀員，眼皮都沒(méi)有眨一下，把手伸進(jìn)柜臺(tái)下面，拿出一包椒鹽脆餅（椒鹽脆餅干）在袋的啤酒，說(shuō)。“在這里，別忘了夾。”
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