看笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)63:How Could Anyone Stoop So Low?哪有人彎腰彎那么低的呀?
聽笑話學(xué)英語(yǔ)63:How could anyone stoop so low?哪有人彎腰彎那么低的呀？
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height.
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛戴，和藹而又快樂的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提－－他的身高。
Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily,
或者，我應(yīng)該說，他是有點(diǎn)矮！一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門而入，高聲說，
"Someone just picked my pocket!"
“有人拿了我的錢包！”
Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我和其她大部女招待都沒敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話：“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”！
英語(yǔ)單詞短語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)：
1 jovial ['d??uvi?l]
adj. 天性快活的；主神朱庇特的
eg：Amidst the drumbeats and jovial chants, time passed.
時(shí)間在鼓聲和愉快的圣歌聲中流逝。
短語(yǔ)
saturnine jovial 憂郁的
Jovial system 木星的衛(wèi)星
Jovial Court 九暉閣
maudlin jovial 感傷的
Jovial Person 快活人
Jovial planet 氣體巨行星
Jovial Race 迷魂車
Basic JOVIAL 基本
jovial mournful 快活的
2 except [ik'sept]
vt. 除，除外
prep. & conj.
eg：They were all there except me.
除了我以外他們都在那里。
詞組短語(yǔ)
except for除了…以外；要不是由于
except as除…之外
3 announced [?'naunst]
宣布的
eg：He will announce tonight that he is resigning from office.
他今晚將宣布他要辭職。
短語(yǔ)
pilot announced 飛行員宣布 ; 宣布試驗(yàn)
Then announced 然后宣布
State announced 國(guó)務(wù)院公布的
Announced Mourinho 說穆里尼奧
Tamlyn Announced 塔姆林宣布
Piper Announced 派珀宣布
Kirsten Announced 基爾斯滕宣布
Jimmy Announced 吉米公布
announced advice 再一次
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