爸爸給孩子澄清的事實(shí)--雙語幽默笑話
son: is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
兒子:爸爸,聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結(jié)婚前根本不認(rèn)識(shí)他的妻子。
dad: that happens in every country, son.
父親:孩子,實(shí)際上所有的國(guó)家都是這樣的。
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