雙語(yǔ)笑話 那傷疤不是很明顯
There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable．”
我臉上有一道車禍留下的傷疤。一位顧客走進(jìn)我工作的加油站，看了我一眼就大呼小叫起來(lái)：”我的天哪，你出什么事啦？一我告訴了他，希望就此打住。但是他繼續(xù)追問更多的問題。最后，他買完?yáng)|西要離開的時(shí)候說(shuō)：-嘿，別太在意。那傷疤不是很明顯。
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