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班和笨驢
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門(mén)上貼了這樣一個(gè)通知：“勞里教授今天不見(jiàn)他的班級(jí)。”
一個(gè)學(xué)生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”（lass：姑娘）。
后來(lái)勞里教授來(lái)了，也想開(kāi)開(kāi)玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l(fā)”（ass：笨驢）。
Class and Ass
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.”
A student， after reading the notice， rubbed out the “c”。
Later Professor Laurie came along， and entering into the spirit of the joke， rubbed out the “l(fā)”。
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