外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹181:牛奶新鮮嗎?(中英)
Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.
顧客:“我懷疑這里的牛奶是否新鮮。”
Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!
侍者:“新鮮?三個小時前它還是一堆草呢!”
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