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外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹181:牛奶新鮮嗎?(中英)

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Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

顧客:“我懷疑這里的牛奶是否新鮮。”

Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS! 
 

侍者:“新鮮?三個小時前它還是一堆草呢!”

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