圣誕節英語笑話：At Grandma's 在奶奶家過圣誕節 [中英對照]

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At Grandma's 在奶奶家過圣誕節
- Written by Tab Nettleton

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
兩個小男孩在奶奶家過平安夜，臨睡前，兩個小家伙跪在床邊禱告，弟弟便扯開嗓子大喊出自己的愿望。

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
我希望收到一輛自行車...

I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
還有一部任天堂游戲機....

I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
還有新的錄像機

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
小男孩的哥哥搓了搓他說道：“你干嘛禱告得這么大聲，上帝又不是聾子”。弟弟回答到：“我知道上帝不是聾子，可是奶奶是啊”。

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