那倒不是他是一名公墓管理員
Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.
Jack: He must be very important.
Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.
湯姆:我叔叔下面有500人。
杰克:他肯定很有權勢吧。
湯姆:那倒不是——他是一名公墓管理員。
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