英語幽默小故事帶翻譯： No charge!不必付錢!（中英雙語）
11.No charge!
11.不必付錢!
Driving through the hill country of Texas，just north of San Antonio，we watched the sky turn a brilliant orange at sunset. At my wife's pleading，we stopped and walked up a hill，which turned out to be the top of a cliff. Before us lay the picturesque postcard setting we had been looking for
during all our vacation. Below was a large green valley circled by hills. Exhilarated by the tangerine sky, long shadows，and a slight breeze carrying the scent of green grass，my wife suddenly shouted:“Thank you，Mother Nature，for so much beautyl”
開車經過德克薩斯州的山丘地帶，也就是圣·安扎尼奧的正北。在黃昏時，我們看到天空中出現了一道道金色的光芒。在老婆喲請求下，我們停了車，來到了小山坡土。這里正好是懸崖的頂端，在我們面前展現出了一種名信片上的景色。這正是我們整個假期都在尋找的地方。山坡下是一片群山環抱的綠色山谷，橙色的天空，一片片綠草地。一陣微風吹過來，送來了一陣草的芳香。我老婆突然喊到:“謝謝你，大自然的毋親，感謝你給我們這么美麗的風景。”
Then, a distant voice was heard from across the valley:"No charge!”
接著，從遠處山谷的那一邊傳來了一聲，“不要付錢了。”
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