圣誕節(jié)英語小笑話帶翻譯：Christmas Eve Service 平安夜禮拜
christmas eve service 平安夜禮拜
just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then i reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "now, where was i?" a tired voice called out, "right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了？”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了！”
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