看笑話學英語17:Mommy is hitting the bottle媽媽在砸瓶子
聽笑話學英語:Mommy is hitting the bottle媽媽在砸瓶子
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
一個婦人正在使勁打開番茄醬的瓶子。這時，電話鈴響了，她叫四歲的女兒去接電話。
The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."
小孩說：“媽媽現在不能接電話，她在砸瓶子。”
英語單詞學習：
1 hitting the bottle
砸瓶子，酗酒
2 catsup
n. 番茄醬
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