我給老師教知識--雙語幽默笑話
mother asked her little boy, darling, what did the teacher teach you today?
母親問她年幼的兒子:寶貝,今天老師教了你些什么?
nothing, mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and i told her three.
兒子驕傲地說:什么都沒教,媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾,我告訴她等于三。
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