Marriage Joke(22)
A man calls home to his wife and says，“Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We‘ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting，so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We‘re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh！And please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says，“Yes！Lots of Walleye，some Blue gill，and a few Pike. But why didn‘t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do？”
The wife replies：“I did，they were in your tackle box.”
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