Marriage Joke(21)
At the gates to heaven a new arrival，George noted that there were two paths，one marked Women，and one marked Men. He took the later path and found that it lead to two gates. The gate on the right had a sign that said：Men who were dominated by their Wives. The sign on the left read：Men who dominated their Wives. The right-hand gate had a long line of men waiting，but there was only one scrawny little fellow at the left-hand gate. George，before deciding which gate to go to，went over to the scrawny man and asked，“Why are you at this gate？”the little fellow replied，“I don‘t know. My wife just told me to stand here.”
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