圣誕節(jié)英語幽默笑話：答非所問的各種搞笑對(duì)話（雙語）
圣誕節(jié)又要到了，看看關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的幽默對(duì)話，放松一下，
what do sheep say to each other at christmastime?
綿羊在圣誕節(jié)會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說什么？
merry christmas to ewe（發(fā)音同you）!
母羊圣誕節(jié)快樂。（祝你圣誕節(jié)快樂）
what's the best thing to put into christmas dinner?
把什么放進(jìn)圣誕大餐上最好。
your teeth!
你的牙齒。
why should christmas dinner always be well done?
為什么圣誕節(jié)都要吃大餐？
so you can say "merry crispness"!
因?yàn)槟憔涂梢哉f“吃得快樂”
knock knock.
咚咚咚。
who's there?
誰呀
mary.
瑪麗
mary who?
哪個(gè)mary？
mary christmas!
mary christmas（圣誕節(jié)快樂）
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