每日一笑（1.22）
A Very Nice Young Man
A gentleman and a lady were talking in an omnibus:
"Have you got any children, Madam?"
"Yes, Sir I have one boy."
"Is he a good boy?"
"A very good boy."
"Does your son smoke, Madam?"
"No, Sir, he does not smoke."
"Does he go to the alehouse?"
"No, Sir, he does not go out without me."
"Does he come home late?"
"No, Sir he goes to bed after supper every day."
"Your son is a very nice young man, Madam, how old is he?"
"He is six months, Sir."
棒小伙
一位先生和一位太太同坐在一輛公共汽車上談著話.
先生:"太太,你有孩子嗎?"
太太:"有的,先生,我有一個男孩."
先生:"他是一個好孩子嗎?"
太太:"一個非常好的男孩."
先生:"太太,你的兒子抽煙嗎?"
太太:"不先生,他不抽煙."
先生:"他去酒吧嗎?"
太太:"不,先生,沒有我他從來不出去."
先生:"他回家晚嗎?"
太太:"不先生,每天他吃了晚飯就睡."
先生:"太太,你的兒子真是個非常好的年輕人,他幾歲了?"
太太:"先生,他六個月".
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