請問你們那兒有多少人？
An America stepped into a gun shop and said,＂Give me themost powerful pistol you have.＂＂How many bullets do you need?＂＂Wait a minute.＂the America said.He then walked into a telephone booth and said into the phone,＂Hello.Is this the bank?How many people do you have there,please?＂
一個美國人走進一家槍支商店：“給我拿一直威力最大的手槍。”“您需要多少發子彈？”“請稍等，”那個美國人走進公用電話亭，撥通電話：“喂，銀行嗎？請問你們那兒有多少人？”
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