外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹229：感覺很好(中英)
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe.
農夫喬起訴一家貨運公司在一場交通事故中給他帶來了接連的病痛。在法庭上，公司的律師詢問喬。
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident,’ I' m fine?”’ asked the lawyer.
“在事故現場，你不是說你感覺很好嗎?”律師問。
Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I’11 tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the. . .”
喬回答說:“那我就告訴你事情的經過，我剛把我心愛的騾子貝西趕進……
"I didn't ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, `I' m fine'?”
“我沒有問你細節。”律師打斷了喬，“請回答我的問題，在事故現場，你不是說你感覺很好嗎?”
Farmer Joe continued, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road. . .”
喬接著說:“對，我把貝西趕進拖車里，駕著車在路上走……”
The lawyer interrupted again and said，"Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman said that he was just fine. Now, several months after the accident, he is suing my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”
律師再一次打斷他說:“法官，我要的是事實，在事故現場，這個人告訴巡警他感覺很好，可是現在事故發生幾個月了，他卻起訴我的當事人。我認為他是在騙人，請您讓他簡練地回答問題。”
But the judge was interested in Farmer Joe's story and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his mule,! Bessie.”，
可是法官卻對喬的故事很感興趣，他對律師說:“我很想聽聽他講那條騾子貝西的事。”
Joe thanked the judge and proceeded. "Well，as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie，my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi一truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.
“喬向法官表示感謝，接著講，“正如我剛才所說，我把我的騾子—貝西趕進了拖車，駕著車行駛在高速公路上，這時一輛掛著拖車的大型卡車闖過了紅燈，把我的小卡車撞到了一旁。
"I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear Bessie was moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.”
我被甩到了一個水溝里，貝西被甩進了另一個水溝里，我全身痛得不能動，這時我聽到了貝西在低聲的叫，我從它的叫聲聽出它的情況很糟糕。
"Shortly after the accident, a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said: `Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”’
“事故發生后不一會兒，高速公路巡警便趕到了現場，警察聽見貝西的叫聲，朝它走過去，他看了看貝西，掏出了手槍，朝它的兩眼間射了一槍，警察舉著槍過馬路向我走來，他說:你的騾子的情況很糟，所以我射死了它，那么你現在“感覺如何呢?”
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