笑話習(xí)題簿12.28
"May God strike me dead if I am lying."
"Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.
一個男人因嗜賭而經(jīng)常回家很晚，為此他妻子從沒停止過罵他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后，他妻子指責(zé)他又去賭博了，可他發(fā)誓說這次是因為工作。"我祈禱上帝你說的是實話，"妻子說。
"如果我說謊上帝便賜我于死。"
"那我祈禱上帝你是在說謊。"他妻子充滿希望地說。
問題：
這個故事告訴我們什么道理？
答案：
不能亂起誓。
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