趣味圖片英語笑話:Kim Kardashian 金·卡戴珊(雙語)
Do you need a reason to jump? I read that Kim Kardashian just launched an app, that already has had a turnover of $ 50 million ...
你需要一個跳下去的理由嗎?我知道金·卡戴珊剛剛發布了一個應用程序,已經有5000萬美元的營業額了……
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